Baseball Crib Bedding
Author: Baseball Bob
Confucius say…………..?
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Wife who put man in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
Your mother is so fat that when she jumped up she never came down.
It take many nails to build crib, but just one screw to fill it.
Bad boy go to jail!
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Very, very good. You get a star. Those are GREAT!
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